The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bills's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.