The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Bills defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
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-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bills, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.