The Blown Coverage Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bills's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.