The Prevent Defense Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bills defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bills scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.