The Garbage-Time Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bills defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bills's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.