The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Otton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Otton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Otton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.