The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Otton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.