The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.