The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Otton's stadium. Only over Otton.
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Otton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.