The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- The broadcast shows Otton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Otton is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Otton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.