The Hamstring Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Otton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Otton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Otton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.