The Snap Count Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Otton's stadium. Only over Otton.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Otton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Otton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.