The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Otton lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Otton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.