The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Otton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.