The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Otton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Otton, Otton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.