The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Otton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.