The Invisible Route Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Otton stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.