The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“The broadcast shows Otton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
89%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Otton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.