The Invisible Route Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.