The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Otton is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
81%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Otton, Otton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.