The Hamstring Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Otton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Otton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.