The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Otton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.