The Invisible Route Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“The broadcast shows Otton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.