The Hamstring Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
- Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Otton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.