The Snap Count Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Ref: "Number Otton, that's a flag." Otton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Otton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Otton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.