The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Ref: "Number Otton, that's a flag." Otton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Otton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.