The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Otton's stadium. Only over Otton.
87%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.