The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Otton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.