The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Otton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Otton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.