The Snap Count Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Otton runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
89%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Otton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.