The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- A mysterious flag erases Otton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Otton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.