The Hamstring Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- The broadcast shows Otton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Otton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.