The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Otton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.