The Invisible Route Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Otton is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Otton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.