The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Otton is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Otton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.