The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cade Otton
Cade Otton · TB · TE
“Otton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Otton's week
- Otton has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Otton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Otton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Otton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Otton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Otton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.