The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“Santos gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- At 34, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Santos's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.