The Shank Hex of Cairo Santos
Cairo Santos · CHI · K
“At 35, Santos is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Santos's week
- Santos warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Santos tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Santos's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cairo Santos in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cairo Santos is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cairo Santos actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.