The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grandy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.