The Snap Count Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Grandy's stadium. Only over Grandy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grandy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.