The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- Grandy gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grandy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.