The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.