The Snap Count Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
83%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.