The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Grandy catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grandy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.