The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grandy's stadium. Only over Grandy.
76%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Joe Burrow
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- Tee Higgins
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- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.