The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.