The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grandy's stadium. Only over Grandy.
- Grandy has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grandy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.