The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Grandy, Grandy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.