The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.