The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Grandy, that's a flag." Grandy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grandy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.